If Obama had a Wheel of Fortune we wouldn’t all be so damn broke. POOR PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!

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Each Customer of the Week wins, not only lasting and enduring fame and fortune, but also

a $10 bar tab every day for seven days
(or until they enter alcohol rehab, whichever comes first.)

Ladies, for you, we'll also throw in a personal roll of Charmin.

Gooood luck!

Past COWs