The Wheel of Fortune is why Paul is poor.

Don't Come Around Here No More

The following are no longer welcome at Poor Paul's:

  • Richard Nixon
  • John Dillinger
  • Governor Crist
  • Governor Bush
  • T.K. Wetherell
  • That asshole that cut me off in traffic this morning (in fact, all assholes)
  • Neil P. Ryder
  • Rhonda Storms
  • Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
  • Jeff Skilling
  • Ducks
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Ali Saed Bin Ali El-Hoorie
  • Howard Stern
  • Pee Wee Herman

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